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Wednesday, September 15, 2010

o.o?

SERIOUSLY???
why OWLS?

Just look at my title! It's a face of an owl!
It looks exactly the same as the picture above


I repeat,
OWLS???

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OH,
Sorry for not explaining good enough...
I'm talking about the new movie,
LEGEND OF THE GUARDIAN: THE OWLS OF GA'HOOLE
Which consist of 
OWLS!



So here is my story of OUT OF SO MANY ANIMALS IN THE WORLD, THEY CHOSE THE OWL.


The crew had a meeting on what type of animal they wanted to be the role in the movie. So the first animal that came into their mind and maybe yours is DOGS! durh! the most popular/ famous/ trustable/ loyal/ easiest to find/ best to communicate with/ relatable with a lot of people and the most dogilicous. But the crew of the movie wanted something special that no one else had ever done it before. 
Dogs already had so many many types of move with it
First you got the SNOWS DOGS!







Then the very the similar one EIGHT BELOW
How about BEVERLY HILLS CHIHUAHUA?
Notice that they are all from WALT DISNEY.
guess they really love dogs...
specific ones

The newest one, HOTEL FOR DOGS


So then the crew were like 'NO NO NO...' dogs are way too common. Lets check on their friends CATS! But there is already movies with cats.
AIYA! The cat in the hat. But one only! We might still have chance. : )
DAMN! Garfield! stupid fat cat! haih... next animal...
Notice that HAT, FAT, CAT all rhymes.

and not to be forgotten, LOL story


They had to change the type of animal. So they went down the chart and after cat was FISH! But Disney was faster then them again. They had
Finding Nemo
To make it another REJECTED animal

Shark tale
and JAWS!!!























Cats also have another animal which they love to chase around and eat it? The RAT/ MOUSE/ MICE! before they did any research, they were all like who the hell would want to choose that animal LA!?? They are so dirty and disgusting. But soon enough they found out that they is really movies about rat/ mouse/ mice. Yet again it was Disney,
Ratatouille
Who can forget! Stuart Little. :D
and the not so famous one, The Tale Of Desperaux!


So they were thinking thinking thinking... and they said WHY DON'T WE GO UP THE CHART!? Because rat/ mouse/ mice can scared the shit out of another animal which is already proven on MYTHBUSTERS! ; ) The ELEPHANT!
And they were already so the very the confident that there are no such movie with ELEPHANTS. And they were about to sign the contract and one guy at the corner of the table was like SHIT!
Disney with DUMBO! :D


So they were all tired and fed up because they were unable to find out another animal that has not been in a movie. They were all very nearly to breaking point when a guy from another corner shouted out 'I KNOW!' with his light bulb on his head lighten up. Everybody stared at him and suddenly wide awake! So this was what he said 'rat/ mouse/ mice has another enemy! You guys don't know? OWLS!!!'

well of course!
OWLS!!!

So they picked owls because they were too good to be true
  1. They are a nocturnal animal
  2. Because of that, they can save money for lightings
  3. The cinema is already dark
  4. They got a very big face which is very useful for talking and face expression
  5. No one used OWLS before in a movie
  6. They can fly
  7. They can't walk
  8. They can't swim

So
That is my story behind WHY WOULD ANYONE WANNA CHOOSE AN OWL.



They are still many animals movie which are not stated here. These are just some few examples. :D

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