Q:What time is it? A:Time to get a watch.

Saturday, March 6, 2010

Laughing My Ahem Off



What did the traffic light say to the driver?
Don't look, I'm changing.

What did the worker at the rubber band factory say when he lost his job?
OH SNAP

What did one snowman say to the other?
 Do you smell carrots?

What did the elder chimney say to the younger chimney?
You're too young to smoke!

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure?
 Because he was a little shellfish.

Did you hear about the fire in the circus?
IT WAS IN TENTS

How does a lion likes his meat?
ROAR

What do you call a dear without an eye?
NO IDEA





HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Just for fun and laughters 
:D



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